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Matt & Kim - Daylight
LCD Soundsystem - Someone Great
Kid Cudi - Can I Be
Justin Timberlake - My Love (Diplo Remix) Using the same track to mix others.
Tiga - You Gonna Want Me Sounds Re-engineered
MarissaNadler - River of Dirt Not another girl with a guitar
The Notwist - Boneless
Metric - Help I'm Alive

Yes, we know, he has been out for almost a year and he had to have surgery and required rehabilitation etc etc and maybe this that and the other and you saw monkeys in a tree outside Highbury which means that Peter Hill Wood to all our benefit may explode with Piles - FOR GOD'S SAKE FOUR EYES PLAY EDUARDO!!!

Is he fit? Yes. Is he available? Yes.

Then play him.

Why in the hell is everything at Arsenal like a panic attack for? At other clubs, at every other club in the world it's a case of - wahey, play him, he plays for us. No messing around no pathetic drama - just play the player. We lose, we draw, we win - it's like it's the end of the world and if we don't give a one thousand man press conference everything will fall apart. It's like Arsenal as a club needs these couch sessions with reporters and PR men to keep breathing. It's our own personal tragedy over and over. We really need the attention.

I really do believe there is this need for Wenger to stand in a press conference and really feed these reporters with numerous little sound bites so that later he can say, "oh look, I saved the day - Eduardo didn't have a dangerous itching attack on the field. You know why -? It's because I'm fab and do a funky dance at the dug out."

And we lap it up. It's like Football really is an Arsenal fans personal Kumbay Yah - a gross need for all the Churchy songs we had in Primary School Assemblies to come true. First it was Adams and before that O'leary and before that Brady and before that any old sod and before that Charlie George - ignoring every other super player we had at the club at the time but right now every Arsenal fans Mini-Me, locked away in their sub-concious is singing "I was cold I was hungry in the North Bank, were you there? Were you there? I was cold I was hungry were you there? And some silly corner of Arsenal fans obsessed with Atmosphere wouldn't help me - were you there?" so we have to replace that "Kumbay-Yah Wenger, Kumbay-Yah" with little quotes and sound bites in our own little collection of the Bible called the RED TOPS!

Just deal with it. People are losing jobs - the country isn't growing, everything is slowing down. Our Greed - our selfishness - which is what Religion today is all about - Feeding the self and feeding it with rubbish and not reality, which has led this country to a downfall, doesn't matter right now.

Just show us football, Entertain Us and please play this player because God knows we've got rid of every other decent player who was worth a damn (with the most stupidest superficial Pseudo-Religious Nonsense excuses) but shush shush, we're not supposed to talk about... because he was right. He has the foresight. He is the master. NO! He is just a manager who likes to have a chin wag to the press about nonsensical nothingness and should be out there focussing on real football matters - getting players to shoot, to be this CREATIVE thing we're supposed to be!

Now we're still behaving like these guys have never seen a football before and Wenger has created an android who needs to observe, analyse, store the data then later process it for like 24 hours in some highly complicated Mathematical sub-routine before he can play football - and even then it would be a case of in true Wenger style passing the ball around just to get a feel of things. Oh Yes, we've seen it all before. Every new bloody player at Arsenal comes on the field to do one-two effing passes!!

JUST SHUT UP AND PLAY HIM!!!