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A selection of dance and indie tracks.
Wixel - outside your locked heart
Enzo Ponzio - Italian Boy
Burning Hearts - I Lost My Colour Vision
Does It Offend You Yeah - We Are Rockstars (Bloc Party Remix)
Sexy Kids - Sisters Are Forever
The Third Wave - Down On Me
Ladytron - Playgirl (Felix Da Housecat Glitz Clubhead Mix)
DeVotchKa - How It Ends
Lykke Li - Breaking It Up (Pocketknife's Loosefoot Remix)
This Mortal Coil - Another Day
Mightyfools ft Guerila Speakers - Amsterdam (Boemklatsch remix)
Max Justus - Love Lockdown

Well it looks like the deals off and who really gives a ****, now honestly what was the point in that. It would be useful if we bought somebody that we could use rather than hoping, praying, pleading that one of Arsene Wenger's dodgy blokes from backwaters may come good - and no I don't give two hoots that he won an award in Russia or he was part of the team of Competition in Euro 2008 (PMSL). Who really cares.

Now sorry to talk cliches but is it really too hard to just go out there and get some monster who will scare the crap out of players. Let's all accept that the board are afraid to spend money on players and their contract negotiations are a bit like a Geek playing Multi User Dimension gaming on the internet - in other words tedious, time consuming and life threatening - but just buy somebody who really has the balls to play.

Are we really supposed to believe that there isn't such a player out there? Hold on, we have Wenger don't we and he really finds players. My arse he finds players. What in the blue blazes do you think he does? He gets in some kind of teleportation device and watches games non-stop? Of course not.

In the background our scouting set up is probably crap and we play fat blokes to run around and sleep in posh hotels, eat in Michelin star restaurants only to come back and tell us he can kick a ball very hard, but sometimes very very hard. Wenger will put this in his computer and after 50 years of calculations (which we are told us growth, hunger, spirit, Gallas is alright) he tells us, we have nobody on the horizon.

Well that just means we're crap.

Oneof the richest clubs in the world and we can't find a decent player. This has to be a joke.

We, oh fellow supporters, have been waiting for this day of dominance all our lives and we can't find a decent player. How funny. You have to laugh for the sake of not hitting somebody. Usually that fan who says he is such a big fan that he is always positive - I'd like to hit that fan about 50 times.

Of course I have to leave some left over for somebody else.